You Pray They Fall Right

You Pray They Fall Right

  I built a rope swing for my son Jack the other day. Not the world’s safest creation… yet. The tree is old and gnarly—it’s possible his weight (increasing hourly) could yank the whole branch down. Or the knot could slip, though I tied it seven times. Or he could fall again as he did [...]

Notes from a Helicopter Dad

Notes from a Helicopter Dad

  My son is three. Keep this in mind. So I walk into his pre-school classroom last week, right? This room has two teachers: Mr. Rogers* and his assistant—let’s call her Vladmilla. Mr. Rogers is a young guy. Professional, mindful of the children as human beings with feelings… yes, even at the tender age of [...]

Spleen Gone Blues

Spleen Gone Blues

  I met her in a bar. Her drink was almost done. Irony was hoping that I would be the one. So I slide upon the stool and I say my pick-up line. I say “Baby how ya doin’?”” She says “Baby, you’re fine!” Well wow, whoa, it was Halloween! Who would’ve thought she’d be [...]

The YouTube Video You Don’t See

The YouTube Video You Don’t See

It has been about a week now since the video of Sarah Churman was posted on YouTube. You know what happened next… it went viral, major news networks picked up on the story and reposted the video on their websites, and since then there has even been a television interview or two. Sarah Churman, if [...]

Men Calling Women-A Sestina of Spiraling Madness

Men Calling Women-A Sestina of Spiraling Madness

  I don’t like women. They are so busy! This is true! How many times do you call them? Once? Two times? Three times? Four? No, no, no! If you have self-esteem like rhino-hide, you could see they are not interested in you, and this is why they don’t call you   back! But then [...]

Spirit (Part II of an Ongoing Series)

Spirit (Part II of an Ongoing Series)

  A spiritual journey forces you to confront the concept of self-directed motion. The action that you take is of secondary importance to the realization that action is yours to take. * Until I was seventeen years old, I thought I believed in God. In retrospect I think I was much too busy at the [...]